有一个精神病人 以为自己是一只蘑菇 于是他每天都撑着一把伞蹲在房间的墙角里 不吃也不喝 像一只真正的蘑菇一样 有一天 医生也撑了一把伞 蹲坐在了病人的旁边 病人很奇怪地问 你是谁呀? 医生回答:我也是一只蘑菇呀。 病人点点头,继续做他的蘑菇。 过了一会儿,医生站了起来,在房间里走来走去 病人就问他:你不是蘑菇么,怎么可以走来走去? 医生回答说:蘑菇当然也可以走 ... More 有一个精神病人 以为自己是一只蘑菇 于是他每天都撑着一把伞蹲在房间的墙角里 不吃也不喝 像一只真正的蘑菇一样 有一天 医生也撑了一把伞 蹲坐在了病人的旁边 病人很奇怪地问 你是谁呀? 医生回答:我也是一只蘑菇呀。 病人点点头,继续做他的蘑菇。 过了一会儿,医生站了起来,在房间里走来走去 病人就问他:你不是蘑菇么,怎么可以走来走去? 医生回答说:蘑菇当然也可以走来走去啦! 病人觉得有道理,就也站起来走走。又 过了一会儿,医生拿出一个汉堡包开始吃 病人又问:咦,你不是蘑菇么,怎么可以吃东西? 医生理直气壮地回答:蘑菇当然也可以吃东西呀! 病人觉得很对,于是也开始吃东西。 几个星期以后,这个精神病人就能像正常人一样生活了 虽然,他还觉得自己是一只蘑菇。 ---------------------------------------------------------- there was once a mental patient who thought he was a mushroom so everyday he squatted in the corner of room holding an umbrella he did not eat or drink like a real mushroom one day the doctor came with a umbrella, and squatted next to the patient the patient felt strange and asked, "who are you?" the doctor answered, "I’m a mushroom." the patient nodded and continued being a mushroom after a while the doctor stood up and walked around in the room the patient asked, "aren’t you a mushroom? how can you walk around? " the doctor answered, "of course mushrooms can walk around." the patient thought this made sense so he stood up and walked around too after a while the doctor took out a hamburger and started eating the patient asked again, "aren’t you a mushroom? how can you eat?" the doctor answered with complete confidence, "of course mushrooms can eat." the patient thought it was quite right so he started eating too after a few weeks the patient can live as a normal people though he still thinks he is a mushroom Less |