Me:
i am tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
just wake up
God:
I am fully conscious.
Me:
who you are
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
god is humor
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was humor.
Me:
i think you don't konw him
God:
Me? Should I konw him? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
i am fastidium
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are fastidium.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
and?
God:
You are repeating me.
Me:
ok,are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Hurrah!
Me:
ok,i am sorry ,how old are you ?
God:
Do you really mean it? That's cool. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
why you typed so quickly
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
i have no gambit
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
un,will you know the thing in the future?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
do you know chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
let's speak in chinese
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
shangdi chi fan ma?
然後，上帝就消失了......