1.That bottle of milk in your refrigerator definitely had dated Louis Pasteur once.
2.The Mercury retrograde periods of 2015 are: January 21st – February 11th, May 18th – June 11th and September 17th – October 9th.
3.Neither the rotation of the planets on the sky nor your mother has anything to do with the frustration of your oven.
4.You should replace the batteries for your parakeet when it doesn’t know how to sing.
5.Fix your clock!
6.I abandoned my telescope in the corner when I turned eleven.
7.She uses oak leaves as bookmarks, so does her cat.
8.Mom forgot her spatula in the washing machine.
9.Missing you has caused a blister to grow on my heart.
10.Whitney’s whale whispered, “Where is my whistle?”
11.A bottle of mustard is absolutely not enough for your Subway sandwich.
12.The cinders are committing suicides in the smelter.
13.In the old days, the recipes for your dinner came from the transistor radio.
14.Small tip: Don’t use the bellows to blow the flour when you are making cupcakes.
15.The donkey was reading tarot cards for me when the comet fell into our puddle.
16.The anvil wrote a resignation letter to the blacksmith because he is tired of being banged.
17.Before you fight with darkness, fix the filaments.
18.That plank on the front porch of my house has prepared for his prison break for ten years.
19.If this place has to be forgiven, it has to forget that boy lying on the asphalt road.
20.In the parallel universe, a donkey called Louis Pasteur discovers lives on the Mercury using a telescope, a whistle, a plank, some oak leaves and batteries when he is listening to the transistor radio and the parakeet, and when the comet falls on an asphalt road, but he never discovers that a mustard puddle could cause blisters on his tongue, that Thomas Edison used carbon filaments for his light bulbs, that cinder would dance with the bellows when the anvil is taking a nap and that without an oven, a spatula and flour, he could never bake a pizza.

(Object Poem, nouns including: spatula, comet, donkey, telescope, blister, flour, oak leaf, transistor radio, whistle, mustard, plank, cinder, parakeet, mercury, oven, battery, asphalt, filament, anvil, bellows, puddle, Louis Pasteur)

April, 2015